FRATERNITY
DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE PART OF A FRAT HOUSE?
HERE ARE THE QUALIFICATIONS TO JOIN ONE. IF ALL DON'T APPLY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T JOIN ONE.
ARE YOU AN ALCHOHOLIC?
DO YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NEED TO BUY THEM…..LIKE 400 DOLLARS TO HAVE THEM.
DO YOU LIKE TO DO STUPID SHIT JUST TO BE COOL*?
CAN YOU DRINK MORE BEER THAN YOUR BODY WEIGHT?
IF ALL OF THESE APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE SEEK PROFESTIONAL HELP. THANK YOU
*COOL - ONES WHO ASSIMALATE TO THE LOWEST LEVELS OF SOCIETY.
